1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,424 Nice hair. 2 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:15,555 Yeah. That was probably cool back in Jersey, but here it's just stupid. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,261 Hey, why don't you guys knock it off? 4 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,436 Because, preacher boy, we don't wanna knock it off. 5 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,230 You still taking the bus? 6 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,480 [BOY LAUGHING] 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,519 Hey, wait. Where do you think you're going? 8 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,527 Home. Going home. 9 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,114 Not unless you ask. 10 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,075 He doesn't have to ask. Get out of his way. 11 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,489 - Leave him alone. - Or what? 12 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:38,616 He's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot innocent students like me 13 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,577 because he's angry at idiots like you, all right? Knock it off. 14 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,200 Did preacher boy just insult us? 15 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,503 - Can I please go home now? - Can I please go home now? 16 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,751 Mommy, may I? 17 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,599 - What's with you, Camden? - Hey, I don't care what's with him, 18 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,056 just don't ever embarrass us like that again. 19 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,428 Or we might shoot you. 20 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,277 Excuse me. You had to have just heard that. 21 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,448 Didn't you? You heard the whole thing 22 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,698 and then you just, what? You hid in your classroom? 23 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,666 Students aren't the only targets, Simon. 24 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,537 Can't you at least talk to their parents? 25 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:29,128 I have. The parents are just like them. 26 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,460 So, what are we gonna do about this? 27 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,490 Aha! I knew you were the one sneaking my cookies. 28 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,746 Did you know you're bad at hiding your cookies? 29 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,952 Who knew you could get there with a broken finger? 30 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,705 You'd think an injury would slow you. 31 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,252 You'd think. But I can't help myself. I love a challenge. 32 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,001 You love to sneak cookies. 33 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,881 I think I'm gonna call you snookie from now on. 34 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,888 Really? I never had a nickname. 35 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,594 Even though I wasn't sneaking any cookies. 36 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,845 - What's going on? - Ask snookie. 37 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,142 Who is snookie? 38 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,265 I am. It means "sneaking cookies." 39 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,014 It's a nickname. I've always wanted a nickname. 40 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,943 I always wanted a nickname too. 41 00:03:56,153 --> 00:04:00,282 Why, I can't just pull a nickname out of thin air. It has to come to me. 42 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,733 If you tell me what went wrong in New York with Jeremy, 43 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,488 maybe I could come up with something. 44 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:08,120 Robbie knows, so maybe he could come up with something. 45 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,454 Tell me, please. 46 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,294 - Can't. - Why not? 47 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:17,289 Because you can't be trusted, snookie. 48 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,838 Come on, come on. 49 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,102 I thought you were working. 50 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,477 Taking a break. What's up? 51 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,481 What's up? Simon still isn't home from school. 52 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,231 Well, I'm sure he's fine. The bus is probably just running a little late. 53 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,779 You don't get it. 54 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,193 [CRYING] 55 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,872 Come on, Weepy. 56 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,663 You know everything's gonna be fine. Simon's fine. 57 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,000 Weepy? 58 00:04:56,213 --> 00:05:02,085 You said yesterday that you felt like the eighth dwarf, 59 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,468 Weepy in Snow White. 60 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,632 [PHONE RINGING] 61 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,215 Hello? 62 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:13,474 BIRD: Leave your wife and children and come away with me. 63 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,597 Bird? 64 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,266 Who else is gonna ask you to leave your wife and children? 65 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,733 It's-- Bird's an old friend from high school. 66 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,282 And? 67 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,450 Hey, you're not busy raising someone from the dead or something, are you? 68 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,537 - Am I interrupting? - No, I'm just-- I'm talking to my wife. 69 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:35,661 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Sorry. I am staying at the Glenoak Inn. 70 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:40,084 Call me back because I am in town for a week and I would love to see you. 71 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,175 Okay. 72 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,595 - Old girlfriend. - Old friend. 73 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,384 So invite her over for dinner tonight. 74 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,760 After all, I liked your last girlfriend, Serena. 75 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,727 Right. Right. 76 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,936 - Oh, hello. - Hi. This is my wife, Amy. 77 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,273 - Hi. - I'm Tim. 78 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,488 That's kind of what we came to see you about, 79 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,490 the fact that I don't have an arm. 80 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,499 Don't worry, we don't want you to pray it grows back. 81 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,128 Why don't you sit down? 82 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:28,347 Your friend Lou knows us from the bank 83 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,341 and said you might be able to help me out. 84 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:35,807 I have this prosthetic arm. It's uncomfortable. 85 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,515 I took it off one day at work. Some guys stole it. 86 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,109 And they think this is funny. 87 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,949 I promise to take good care of your car and pick you up at midnight. 88 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,665 Camden. 89 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,713 I have to go. 90 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,845 WOMAN: Let's go... 91 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,310 hot lips. 92 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:39,453 - Simon? - What are you doing with Matt's car? 93 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,287 What are you doing at a bus stop? 94 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,621 Took the wrong bus. I didn't realise till I got here. 95 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,087 My car's in the shop and I have something to do tonight, 96 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,880 so Matt let me take his. Get in. 97 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,344 What's wrong? 98 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,595 My whole life is wrong. You wouldn't understand. 99 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,932 Try me. I'm a very good listener. We'll talk while I drive you home. 100 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:08,027 Well, I'll take the ride, but no thanks on the talk. 101 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,570 Grandma fried fish that the Colonel and George caught. 102 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:19,412 - The whole house reeks of it. LUCY: Other than that, how's it going? 103 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,162 Well, I applied to be a firefighter. 104 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,915 - Why would you do that? - Why wouldn't I? 105 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:28,460 It's just that, well, have you ever had any interest in fighting fires? 106 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,298 - No, but I do now. - Why? 107 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,174 Because what if Wilson and I get married 108 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,469 and then something happens to him and I need to support the family? 109 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,011 I mean, I need to get a job, a real job. 110 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,224 And the Colonel encouraged me to look for something in public service, 111 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:47,065 and, well, I can't be a cop, so I'm gonna be a firefighter. 112 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,445 - Couldn't you just be a postal worker? - That is just what the Colonel said. 113 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,450 - What are you, an old lady? - No, I'm not an old lady. 114 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,694 I may be conservative, but so what? 115 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,539 Maybe it's time for people to be more conservative. 116 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:02,866 Sorry. What are you getting so upset about? 117 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,622 Fire! 118 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,542 [DIAL TONE] 119 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,928 [BIRD LAUGHING] 120 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,978 Bird, I want you to meet my family. 121 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,138 This is my wife, Annie. 122 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,481 - Hi. - And that's Sam and David. 123 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,065 Lucy, Ruthie. 124 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,479 Simon and Robbie. 125 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,648 - Wow, these all yours? - Well... 126 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:40,246 Except for me. I'm the ex-boyfriend of the one who's missing, Mary. 127 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,248 She's in New York. 128 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,703 Wow, again. 129 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,664 Let's see if I got everybody straight here. 130 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,665 This is Sam and David. 131 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,170 - And Ruthie? - Call me snookie. 132 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,052 It's a nickname. 133 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,007 Oh, well, I just love nicknames, snookie. 134 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,467 And Simon? That's easy for me to remember. 135 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,891 I have an old boyfriend in New York named Simon. 136 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,848 Then you and Lucy have something in common. 137 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,107 She has an old boyfriend in New York. 138 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,478 - Old fianc?, actually. - Shut up. 139 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,484 I got it. 140 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,148 We'll call you Lady Liberty, after the Statue of Liberty, 141 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,366 because you got your freedom in New York. 142 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,157 Not a good idea, snook. 143 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,495 - Why don't I just stick to Lucy? - Yeah. 144 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,535 And you're Robbie? 145 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,462 And I'm Matt, but you can call me hot lips, 146 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:34,001 since that's what everyone else calls me, thanks to Cheryl. 147 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,587 That's our oldest son, Matt. 148 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,845 I'll get you a plate. 149 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,686 See? See, no one even cares that I'm hot lips. 150 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,310 No one but the Legal Department. 151 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,024 And you're...? 152 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,524 A friend from high school, Bird. 153 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,897 - Hi. - Why do they call you Bird? 154 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:59,531 Well, my dad used to call me bird legs. 155 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:05,286 I guess because I have, ladies and gentlemen, bird legs. 156 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,710 But somewhere along the way, mercifully, 157 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,252 Bird Legs was shortened to Bird. 158 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,506 Maybe it's time we call you by your given name, 159 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,634 what with Eric's weak heart and everything. 160 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,215 What is your given name? 161 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:24,970 Merle. So could we just stick with Bird, please? 162 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,431 Oh, sure. But Merle is a nice name. 163 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,938 It just doesn't suit me. 164 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,106 - Yeah. Okay, we'll go with Bird. - Oh, thank you. 165 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,780 Did you say "Legal Department"? 166 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,196 Yeah. I had to call Cheryl and have her pick me up 167 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,194 because the nurses were calling me hot lips, 168 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,368 and the doctor, who hates me anyway, 169 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,489 said it could be a sexual-harassment problem 170 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:49,034 and told me I can't work there until she gets the situation clear 171 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,618 with the Legal Department. I mean, can you believe that? 172 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,629 I wanna know about the hot lips thing later. 173 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,423 But what is Cheryl doing with your car? 174 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,750 And please tell me that it's something very important, 175 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,134 because your insurance does not cover Cheryl. 176 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,134 Oh, she had something important she had to do tonight. 177 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,512 I thought she worked nights. 178 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:08,135 Cheryl was Robbie's old girlfriend and Matt's new girlfriend. 179 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,813 [MOUTHING] Thank you. 180 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,808 Cheryl's going to college. She had class. 181 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,603 [CHUCKLES] 182 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:14,856 Cheryl? 183 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,564 Look, she didn't want anyone to know. 184 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:17,817 Why not? 185 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,946 Because some people might think it's funny. 186 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,985 - Maybe we can talk about this later? - No. 187 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:26,027 Why don't we just talk about this now. What is wrong with everyone? 188 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,370 What's with all the teasing and the name calling? 189 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,621 Why do we have to keep doing that? You know what? I'm sick of it. 190 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,375 A guy can't even take it anymore. 191 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,501 ERIC: I'll take care of it. 192 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,724 [PHONE RINGING] 193 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,065 - Hello? MICK: Yeah, may I speak to Simon? 194 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,941 - This is Mick from school. - I'll get him. 195 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,703 - What? - Phone. 196 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:18,628 - Who is it? - Mick from school. 197 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,468 - Hello? - Hey, Simon, this is Mick, 198 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,634 the guy you defended at school today. 199 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,553 The guy all those jocks were picking on. 200 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:31,849 Yeah, I remember. 201 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,595 Yeah, I just wanted to call and say thanks for your help, man. 202 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,648 You were really cool. 203 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,938 Do you mind? 204 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:43,188 I wanna talk to you after dinner. I'll bring a plate up for you. 205 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,944 Thanks. 206 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,329 Those guys are losers, man. You know that. 207 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,914 Yeah, I know that. 208 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,545 That's why I'm gonna blow them away. 209 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,167 I beg your pardon? 210 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,255 Hey, you said it yourself, right? 211 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,177 I mean, one day they're gonna push me too far 212 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,171 and I'm gonna blow them away. 213 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,557 But you don't mean that. 214 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,348 Yeah, I do. I can't take it anymore. 215 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,888 I understand that 216 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:21,143 but when you start talking about actually blowing people away-- 217 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,063 We've moved ten times and every time, it's the same. 218 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,317 They're all the same. All of them. 219 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,611 Shooting people won't solve your problems. 220 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:34,206 Right. So I should just let-- What's it called? Their teasing. 221 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,420 Yeah, I should just let all their teasing roll off my back. That'll work. 222 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,756 It's better than shooting people. 223 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,757 - Not for me. - For everyone. 224 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:46,674 Come on, you know you don't wanna hurt anyone. 225 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,723 You know, I do. 226 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,508 The only way these guys are gonna shut up 227 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,805 is if they can't talk anymore. 228 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,564 But, look, I just wanted to call and say thanks. 229 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,733 And don't worry, you won't get hurt. 230 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,579 That's it? You took the wrong bus? 231 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,795 You're angry about having to take the bus 232 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,172 and you can't wait to grow up and get out of here? 233 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:28,629 - Yes. - No, that's not it. 234 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:32,381 You can stand here all night and try to make it more than that, but it's not. 235 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,723 Well, you realise why you're taking the bus? 236 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,427 Yes. I'm taking the bus because I wanna be treated like a man. 237 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,642 So I'm acting like a man and being responsible for my own transportation. 238 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:44,393 - What makes you angry about that? - Have you ridden a bus lately? 239 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,816 You know, it's not fun. 240 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,568 So you're angry about the role of public transportation 241 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,529 in your transition to manhood, 242 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,530 but not angry with your mother or me? 243 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:58,159 Please, I can't talk any longer, okay? I've just had a bad day. 244 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,827 And nothing outside of getting on the wrong bus made it a bad day? 245 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:07,754 Simon, my gut tells me that you got on the wrong bus 246 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,967 because you weren't paying attention, 247 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,139 because you were already upset about something 248 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:17,851 and that something had to do with someone teasing someone, 249 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,263 since that was the subject of your speech at dinner. 250 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,225 Maybe you should have your gut checked out. 251 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,440 Had it checked out last week. All systems are go. 252 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,438 Look, I have a lot to do here, okay? And if you don't leave soon, 253 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,607 I'm gonna be up until midnight doing homework. 254 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:35,030 All right. Well, if you change your mind and you wanna talk... 255 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,455 Why don't I just go...? Yeah. 256 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,052 WOMAN: Glenoak Police Department. 257 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,465 This is Simon Camden. May I speak to Sergeant Michaels? 258 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,722 One moment. 259 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,849 Simon, is everything okay? 260 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,731 Thanks for taking my call. And no. 261 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,190 Look, I have a serious problem. And I'd talk to my dad about it, 262 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:12,491 but the last time I had a serious problem like this, he nearly got killed. 263 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,786 [PHONE RINGING] 264 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,627 - Hello? - Hey. Sorry I'm so late. 265 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,842 We were just working on the annual report. 266 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,339 - Just wanted to say good night. - Good night. 267 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,471 Is everything okay? 268 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:42,344 Yeah, considering I nearly burned down the house. 269 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,521 What are you talking about? 270 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,813 I set the curtains on fire with a candle. 271 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,522 - Was anyone hurt? - No one was hurt 272 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,941 but the fire department came. 273 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,649 I know you're smiling, and it's not funny. 274 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,536 Okay, it's not funny. 275 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:01,073 It's just a very interesting way to see how the fire department works. 276 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,950 And that could be very useful in your interview with them tomorrow. 277 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,411 Okay, you have to see some humour in this. 278 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,550 And if I don't see any humour in this? 279 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,511 Well, then the guy who's interviewing you tomorrow 280 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,219 is gonna see that you don't have a sense of humour 281 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,808 - and that might not be so good. - And why is that? 282 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,645 Because as a woman in a firehouse, 283 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,606 you're gonna need to have a sense of humour. 284 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,643 Again, why? 285 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,734 Because you're gonna be the only woman, 286 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:35,316 surrounded by a bunch of guys, and guys like to kid around. 287 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,368 About what? They can't kid me just because I'm a woman. 288 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,493 That's called harassment and that's illegal. 289 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:45,122 Look, this is my fault. The fire was probably very scary, 290 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,286 and I shouldn't have been joking around about it, 291 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,953 because now I've got you way ahead of where you should be. 292 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,124 I mean, you're hired, you're in the firehouse, 293 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,756 you're being harassed and you're ready to take legal action, 294 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,763 when you actually haven't even had the interview yet. 295 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,928 So let's just back up and let's get through the interview first. 296 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,219 And I'm supposed to do that with a sense of humour? 297 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,718 That would be my advice. 298 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,312 Don't be mad at me. 299 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,523 I love you. 300 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:14,692 I love you too. 301 00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,987 - Good luck tomorrow. - Thanks. 302 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,733 - Good night. - Good night. 303 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:31,504 I feel a little guilty because I kind of laughed when I found out. 304 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,506 Just because I was surprised. 305 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,383 But, believe me, I'm really proud of you. 306 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,758 And you should really be proud of yourself. 307 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:41,387 Thanks. I appreciate that. 308 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,968 It's hard. 309 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,185 I know. But you'll do fine. You will. 310 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:50,481 So don't be mad at Simon for telling everyone. 311 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,684 I'm not. It's not his fault. 312 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,352 If I didn't want people to know, I shouldn't have told him. 313 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,613 Come on, tell snookie your deep, dark secrets. 314 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:01,983 It'll help you sleep. 315 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,534 Quit calling yourself snookie. I hate that. 316 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,989 You hate that I refer to myself in the third person? 317 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,408 Or you hate that I have a nickname and you don't? 318 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,789 What, I offended you, Lady Liberty? 319 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,544 - Oh, shut up. - Hey, that wasn't very nice. 320 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:16,957 Well, you're not very nice. 321 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,885 Well, I just wanna know what happened. 322 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,294 The way you sneak, I'm surprised you haven't been able to sneak 323 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,265 the information, sneaky. 324 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,928 Yeah, that's what your name should be. 325 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,142 Sneaky. Not snookie, sneaky. 326 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,680 - I'm not sneaky. - Yes, you are. 327 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,774 And I think that Robbie was trying to tell you in a nice way. 328 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,016 Snookie's a nice name. 329 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,234 He wasn't criticising me, he was teasing me. 330 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,404 Yeah, but why was he teasing you? 331 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,697 Maybe he was trying to point something out to you. 332 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,116 Good night, sneaky. 333 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,518 Why are you staring at me? 334 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,766 Can't sleep. 335 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,984 Why not? 336 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,737 Well, it's selfish of me to bring this up, 337 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:26,411 especially after you entertained my friend tonight, 338 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:32,450 but I got my feelings hurt tonight when you said I have a weak heart. 339 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:37,541 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I don't know why I said that. 340 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,174 [CRYING] 341 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,836 I feel terrible. 342 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,961 No, no, no. 343 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,629 I don't wanna make you cry, Annie. 344 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,550 I can't help it. 345 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,593 I really am weepy. 346 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,515 Well, no. I'm... 347 00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:56,982 I shouldn't have brought it up. 348 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:01,398 Yeah, you're right, you shouldn't have, because now I feel just terrible. 349 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,109 Sorry. 350 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:08,327 I'm really uncomfortable with your arm like that. 351 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:15,041 I thought Bird was very nice. 352 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,164 Yeah. 353 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:21,752 Yeah, I just-- I'm not sure what she wants to talk to me about. 354 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,586 Well, I don't know, 355 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,380 but whatever it is, I'm sure you can handle it. 356 00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,181 Thanks. 357 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,440 Okay. 358 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,749 Hey, would you kindly hang up? I have to make a call. 359 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,753 I gotta go. Good night. 360 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,638 WOMAN: Glenoak Police Department. 361 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,136 - Sergeant Michaels, please. - One moment. 362 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,557 Simon, I've been waiting for you to call. 363 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,433 I went over to Mick's house, I had a talk with him and his dad. 364 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,363 I told them we had several anonymous calls from students 365 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:27,366 who were disturbed about other students harassing Mick, 366 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,360 and we wanted to offer our help. 367 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,451 - And? - And his dad invited me in. 368 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,863 I had a long talk with both of them. 369 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,745 From everything I could gather, however, Mick doesn't exhibit 370 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:40,168 any of the usual signs of being a shooter. 371 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:41,963 He doesn't abuse animals, 372 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,669 he has a few friends he's stayed in close contact with, 373 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,045 even though he's moved around a lot. He's not violent, 374 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,887 he's not into music with violent lyrics, 375 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,464 he's not up in his room drawing weird pictures. 376 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:54,344 He has no prior arrests. 377 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:58,018 Never been expelled or suspended from school for any reason. 378 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,022 Great. So I've falsely accused him? 379 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,938 You did the right thing, Simon. You heard what you heard. 380 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,522 And despite the way things look, 381 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,780 I'm not absolutely certain he doesn't have the potential for violence, 382 00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:10,107 because he did make that threat. 383 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:13,487 I want you to do me a favour. I want you to talk to your dad. 384 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:16,160 - But the last time-- - Every time is different, Simon. 385 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,161 But you said you didn't find anything, so everything's fine, right? 386 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:22,295 I didn't say that. I said every time is different. 387 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,543 So talk to your father. 388 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,629 Okay, I'll talk to him in the morning. 389 00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:42,431 RUTHIE: In case anyone wants to know, I am now entering the kitchen. 390 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:49,609 Good morning, snookie. 391 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,358 I'll see you later. 392 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,705 Bye. 393 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,917 - What's up? - He thinks I'm sneaky. 394 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:10,126 What? He does. And instead of just saying so to my face, 395 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,968 he thinks he can just laugh it off by calling me snookie. 396 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:17,556 Well, you can tell him I got the message. 397 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,479 I don't want him calling me snookie anymore. 398 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:24,307 - Why don't you tell him? - Because I'm not talking to him. 399 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,023 [SIGHS] 400 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,447 Sorry I'm late, Rev. Had a few things to do. 401 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:33,648 Doughnuts. 402 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:34,858 [LAUGHS] 403 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,993 I'm Roland Rogers. My boss sent me over? 404 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,242 What can I do for you? 405 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,579 Well, it's nice to meet you. I'm Eric Camden. 406 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,915 - Rev. - Or Eric. 407 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,085 Or Rev, huh? 408 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:52,129 So I talked to a guy who works for you yesterday. 409 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,429 Oh, no. This isn't about the arm, is it? 410 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:59,096 It's more about the person the arm belongs to. 411 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,220 My boss actually conned me into coming here 412 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,768 to talk to you about that arm? 413 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:06,936 - Apparently. - It's a joke. 414 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,817 Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of joking going on in your office. 415 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,275 Exactly. 416 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:16,197 There are jokes about me and there are jokes about Jackie the short guy, 417 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:20,865 jokes about Ellen with the fat ankles, Lisa with the buck teeth, 418 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:24,077 and about George and his big ears. 419 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,825 It's a laugh fest up there, I'm telling you. 420 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:29,959 So no one is picking on the one-armed guy. 421 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,669 Tim. 422 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:35,677 I understand someone took his arm. 423 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:38,640 The guy takes it off all the time. Someone took it. 424 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:42,557 If he hadn't gotten so upset about it, they would have given it back by now. 425 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,265 Oh. 426 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,851 He wants to be one of the guys. This is what happens. 427 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:54,485 Many people don't see the humour in hiding a prosthetic arm. 428 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:58,607 Tim needs the arm back, today, as soon as you get back to the office. 429 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,153 What? Do I answer to you now, Rev? 430 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,745 You answer to the same guy I answer to. 431 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,909 But it was your supervisor who sent you here 432 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,003 in an effort to avoid some legal problems. 433 00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:12,416 Come on. The guys didn't mean nothing by it. 434 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,044 Yeah, they did, Roland. 435 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:18,382 And they mean something when they call you fat. 436 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:21,308 They make themselves feel powerful and you feel like you're nothing 437 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:24,761 unless you're in their group. Do I really have to explain this to you? 438 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,268 I've been teased my whole life. 439 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:30,108 If I don't wanna be teased, then I should just drop a few pounds. 440 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,068 Or 50. 441 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,947 Yeah, it's one thing to have a sense of humour about yourself. 442 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:38,317 It's another to cooperate with people who are humiliating you. 443 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:41,031 And that's what these guys are doing to Tim and to you. 444 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:45,113 But you're the boss, you're in charge. So take charge. 445 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,824 You have the power to make a change here. 446 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,375 So go make that change. 447 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:54,381 Be a man, Roland. Speak up. Seize the day. 448 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:08,313 Hi. Mary Camden, pyromaniac. 449 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,889 Perhaps we met at my recent fire? 450 00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,146 [SIGHS] 451 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,398 Hi, I'm Mary Camden. 452 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:19,324 We know I can start fires, now I wanna put them out too. 453 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,236 [LAUGHS] 454 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:28,663 Hello, Mary Camden. Pleased to meet you. 455 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,459 Do you smell something burning? 456 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,288 [LAUGHS] 457 00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:36,961 ANNIE: Morning, Luce. Can we talk? 458 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:42,222 You've been home a week and we still don't know what happened. 459 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,383 Your dad and I would really like to know. 460 00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,430 It's just too embarrassing, okay? I can't talk about it. 461 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:49,852 - Did he break the engagement? - No. 462 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:53,018 - So you broke the engagement? - I don't wanna talk about it. 463 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,856 - You talked to Robbie. - I wish I hadn't. 464 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:59,065 - Can we talk about something else? - Okay. Let's do. 465 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:02,442 Do you have any idea why Ruthie's not talking to Robbie? 466 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:03,698 I might. 467 00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,492 MAN: Thanks a lot. 468 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,372 My car's ready. Thanks for driving me. 469 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:17,165 - What, no kiss? - I thought I wasn't allowed to kiss you. 470 00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:21,671 Just not in the vicinity of work until this whole hot lips thing blows over. 471 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,135 And why are you mad at me? I know you are. Just tell me. 472 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,672 You're insensitive. 473 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,634 In general, or about something in particular? 474 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:33,389 You don't understand how insecure I am about going to college. 475 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:35,606 But Robbie does. 476 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,605 I heard him on the phone with you last night. 477 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:42,107 It's just that he's known me for a long time. He knows my mom. 478 00:29:43,534 --> 00:29:44,945 I can't talk about this right now. 479 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,118 Well, can you talk about it later with me? 480 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:48,824 Yeah. 481 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:01,710 I know you sent that cop over to my house. 482 00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:03,590 I knew you'd call someone. 483 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,432 You were gonna blow those guys away. 484 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:10,269 - What was I supposed to do? - I was just joking. 485 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:13,515 Really? I mean, because you sounded pretty serious to me. 486 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:17,649 I was angry about those guys teasing me. 487 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,606 But it's not like I was really gonna kill anyone. 488 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:25,367 Fine. I'm sorry for the mistake. If it was a mistake. 489 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:32,202 Oh, look, it's little preacher boy with the geek. 490 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,912 [BOYS LAUGHING] 491 00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:43,797 Hi, this is Eric Camden. May I speak to Sergeant Michaels? 492 00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:47,339 WOMAN: I'm sorry, he's not in now. - Well, I've been trying to reach him. 493 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:51,430 Let him know that I returned his calls. Thanks. 494 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,564 Hey. 495 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:02,316 Sit down. I would have been happy to treat you to lunch. 496 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:06,818 Thanks. I'm not that hungry. And... 497 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,657 Well, maybe I'll feel better after we talk. 498 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,866 I hope so. 499 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,952 So, Eric, I'm just gonna get straight to it. 500 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,202 You remember my little brother, Ben? 501 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:19,662 Yeah. Yeah, funny kid. 502 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,633 My dad always teased Ben about his foot. 503 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:25,126 He had a club foot. 504 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:28,589 So did my dad. It's a hereditary thing. 505 00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:31,719 My dad always thought that if he teased Ben about his foot, 506 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:34,680 then it wouldn't bother him when the kids in school teased him. 507 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:36,889 I don't remember your brother having a club foot. 508 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:42,521 No. Most people looked right past it because he didn't make it important. 509 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,568 He was just such a nice guy and always did the right thing. 510 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:51,787 Very sweet, very funny, very kind. 511 00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:56,208 I miss him. Ben. 512 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,327 What happened to him? 513 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:03,874 Last year, Ben had a son, born with the same foot problem. 514 00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:07,500 My dad just couldn't contain his disappointment. 515 00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:13,135 And the way he expressed it was by making a joke about the baby. 516 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:17,552 Then when Ben and his wife took my nephew home from the hospital, 517 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:20,180 they left town. And I've never seen them again. 518 00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:23,608 And then my father died and now I have no family. 519 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:28,654 All because my father couldn't deal with my brother's imperfection 520 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:31,363 in any other way except to make jokes about him. 521 00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:34,069 Ben suffered his whole life, and so did my father. 522 00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:37,076 To tell you the truth, I don't even know which one was in more pain. 523 00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:40,037 But I do know who could have stopped teasing Ben. 524 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,411 You want some help finding your brother? 525 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:45,168 No, no, I'll find him eventually. I hope. 526 00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:50,418 What I want is some help in forgiving my father. 527 00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:55,548 That's what my therapist keeps telling me I need to work on, forgiveness, 528 00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,850 for the way he treated Ben and for driving him away. 529 00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,346 But I am having a real problem with that. 530 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:03,186 Well, forgiveness is a... 531 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,730 It's a funny thing. 532 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:09,231 Because when we say we forgive someone, 533 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:13,108 it feels as if, you know, we have the power to forgive, 534 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:16,370 but it's God who has the power. 535 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:23,416 So as a first step, I would say, turn it over. 536 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:27,087 Let God forgive him. You don't have to. 537 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:31,086 It might not be in your power to forgive. 538 00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:35,053 But it is in your power to let it go and move on. 539 00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:37,716 Keep trying to find your brother. Focus on that. 540 00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:41,352 You can't imagine what a relief that would be 541 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:46,816 if I didn't feel that I need to forgive my father. 542 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:49,560 But how do I just forget what he did? 543 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:53,114 You mean, how can you forget about trying to judge him? 544 00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:56,036 That is what I've been doing, isn't it? 545 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:58,951 - Judging him. - Imagine the difference it would make 546 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:03,252 if each of us would stop judging the other. 547 00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:08,507 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I have to get your advice on something. 548 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:13,094 It's kind of a matter of life and death. 549 00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:32,652 Ruthie isn't talking to you, 550 00:34:32,823 --> 00:34:35,860 so I'm supposed to tell you to stop calling her snookie. 551 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,161 I thought she liked it. What happened? 552 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:40,079 What happened is that Lucy told Ruthie 553 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,122 that you calling her snookie 554 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,747 is a polite way of telling her that she's sneaky. 555 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,040 That wasn't it at all. 556 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:48,496 Well, then you better let her know. She's pretty upset. 557 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,048 She likes you a lot. 558 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,630 Are you kidding? She loves me. 559 00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:54,042 I know. 560 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,094 [CRYING] 561 00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,631 We all love you. We do. 562 00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:09,897 Free clinic. 563 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,898 Hi. Is Matt Camden available to take a phone call? 564 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:15,859 Camden. 565 00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:22,745 It's for you, hot lips. 566 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:26,785 Now don't come crying to me when you get fired for sexual harassment. 567 00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:30,253 - Am I harassing you? - No. 568 00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:31,586 Phone. 569 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,506 - Hello? - Hey. I know you're busy, 570 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:39,348 but I just couldn't have this conversation with you face-to-face. 571 00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:41,389 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 572 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:44,264 It's just kind of embarrassing. 573 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:48,186 I just want you to know, my mom and her boyfriend 574 00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:52,225 used to always call me Blondie and make jokes about how stupid I was. 575 00:35:52,444 --> 00:35:54,936 I tried to prove myself to them by doing well at work, 576 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:58,074 but it didn't matter. They still call me Blondie when I see them 577 00:35:58,242 --> 00:36:00,864 and they still make the same jokes. 578 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,113 I'm not going to college to prove anything to them, 579 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:06,290 but I am going to college to prove something to myself. 580 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,661 And I feel pressure to do well, because if I fail, 581 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:14,001 then I guess that's proof that I really am a dumb blond. 582 00:36:14,216 --> 00:36:16,755 Stop, okay? Just stop. Don't let college be about 583 00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:19,253 proving anything to anyone. Just let it be about learning. 584 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:21,672 That's all any class is ever about, learning. 585 00:36:21,849 --> 00:36:24,685 And, if you knew everything, then you wouldn't need to learn anything. 586 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:28,352 So don't put so much pressure on yourself. Don't set yourself up to fail. 587 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:31,096 College is a good thing. It is. 588 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:32,900 And I want you to have good things. 589 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:34,735 Forget about your mom and her boyfriend. 590 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,897 Forget about what they said. They don't know you. 591 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:40,489 They kicked you out of the house at 16 and they stuck you in an apartment. 592 00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:43,619 - I wish I could forget. - What's stopping you? 593 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:47,032 Letting go of the excuse I'd have if I do fail. 594 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:50,826 After all, it's their fault, right? They called me stupid. 595 00:36:52,754 --> 00:36:57,963 And I may not be stupid, but I've been an idiot to believe them. 596 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,505 - Thanks, Matt. - Anytime. 597 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:03,011 - I'm gonna go study. - I'll call you later. 598 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,884 Okay. 599 00:37:24,161 --> 00:37:27,246 - Why? - I don't know if there is a "why." 600 00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:30,162 I don't think that Ruthie is sneaky. 601 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:33,120 You think that Ruthie is sneaky, don't you? 602 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:35,039 - Maybe. - You don't want her sneaking around 603 00:37:35,214 --> 00:37:37,706 and finding out what happened with Jeremy, do you? 604 00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:39,627 If you hadn't come up with that nickname, 605 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:42,175 she wouldn't be going around calling me Lady Liberty. 606 00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:43,509 And I don't like that. 607 00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:50,936 - When are you gonna tell them? - I don't know if I am. 608 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:54,018 I think you should tell them. I think they'll understand. 609 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,403 I didn't hear a thing. I thought you were coming up to talk to Ruthie. 610 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,813 She's downstairs in the kitchen. 611 00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:05,951 Okay, okay, okay. 612 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:10,498 When you marry someone, you marry their family. 613 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:13,751 And I didn't want to marry Jeremy because 614 00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:15,545 I didn't want to marry his family. 615 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:17,962 So you quit school and came home? 616 00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:20,424 Maybe I'm not cut out for the ministry. 617 00:38:20,634 --> 00:38:21,750 Because? 618 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:24,461 Because his family teased me relentlessly for being a goody-- 619 00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:28,304 A goody two-shoes. And they called me Mother Teresa. 620 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:32,468 - She was a great woman. - I am not Mother Teresa. 621 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:35,897 I offer what I said to Ruthie as proof. 622 00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:38,309 I should only hope to do one thing as great 623 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:41,523 as any of the millions of things Mother Teresa ever did. 624 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,447 Yeah. 625 00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:47,068 They drink, they smoke pot, and they throw a lot of parties. 626 00:38:47,244 --> 00:38:49,368 And, yet, 627 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:52,992 I liked them. 628 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,204 I don't approve of how they live their lives, but I liked them. 629 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,790 I like everybody. 630 00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:01,707 They just didn't like me. 631 00:39:01,884 --> 00:39:03,427 I kind of got kicked out. 632 00:39:05,846 --> 00:39:10,058 How could anyone tease my baby for being good? 633 00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:14,601 It's hardly a Camden world out there. 634 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:18,226 [PHONE RINGING] 635 00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:24,573 MARY [ON RECORDING] This is Mary. Leave a message at the beep. 636 00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:25,855 [BEEP] 637 00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,907 I know you're there. I called the Colonel. 638 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,821 Please pick up. Tell me what happened. 639 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,280 This is what happened. They turned me down. 640 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:38,793 They don't think I take the job seriously because of all the jokes I made, 641 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:40,921 trying to convince them I have a sense of humour. 642 00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:42,335 Oh. 643 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,220 [DIAL TONE] 644 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,565 I give up, snookie. 645 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:05,150 I knew you would. 646 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,984 I never said you were a sneaky person. 647 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,363 I said you were sneaking cookies, that's all. 648 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:16,161 But you still think I'm sneaky. 649 00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,711 I don't think you're sneaky. 650 00:40:21,922 --> 00:40:25,672 I think you're cute. And I think snookie suits you. 651 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:29,343 And I like the sound of it, even if you never sneaked a cookie. 652 00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:32,047 I like having my own special name for you because, you and I, 653 00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:34,431 we have a special relationship. 654 00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:37,265 I never had a little sister. 655 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:38,683 I think you're great. 656 00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:41,984 Why did I ever listen to that idiot? 657 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:44,691 Hi. 658 00:40:45,571 --> 00:40:46,686 Oops 659 00:40:47,406 --> 00:40:50,075 I guess I deserve to be called an idiot. 660 00:40:50,242 --> 00:40:53,410 I was so wrong to hurt your feelings like that. 661 00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:55,240 I know how much Robbie loves you. 662 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:59,242 And, well, we're all a little sneaky around here. 663 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,243 In a family of seven children, it happens. 664 00:41:03,255 --> 00:41:06,091 I don't know who to hug first. I am loved. 665 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:11,053 [ALL LAUGHING] 666 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:17,435 Hi, Mom. 667 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,645 I'm trying to guess what you're thinking. 668 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:33,991 You decided not to make him take the bus anymore, didn't you? 669 00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:37,738 No. I still think taking the bus is perfectly fine. 670 00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:40,289 Then what's going on? 671 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:44,294 Simon's speaking to all the social studies classes tomorrow. 672 00:41:45,297 --> 00:41:47,540 - About? - About changing the world. 673 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:51,594 [SNIFFLING] 674 00:41:54,598 --> 00:41:55,927 SIMON: I don't feel safe at school. 675 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:59,642 And I'm tired of waiting for everyone else to make our school safe for us. 676 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:02,855 And every time there's a shooting, we hear that the shooter was someone 677 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:05,692 who felt there was a score to settle. It's always someone who felt 678 00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:09,312 they had to shoot someone to get even. 679 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:12,862 I mean, that's a pretty weird concept. 680 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,607 Someone calls you a name, so you kill them? 681 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:18,664 The name callers are sometimes relentless. You know they are. 682 00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:21,625 Like a pack, they engage others in their hunt to search and destroy 683 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:24,331 the already vulnerable students. 684 00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:27,540 They're torturing people. And you know what? We allow it. 685 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:29,625 We hear them, we don't speak up. 686 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,208 Or, even worse, we hear them and we join in, 687 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:35,838 if not in the hallways, on the Internet. 688 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:38,302 The teasing that isolates one student 689 00:42:38,475 --> 00:42:40,765 or a couple of students from the rest of us has to stop. 690 00:42:40,936 --> 00:42:44,139 And I think the only way it's going to is if we stop it ourselves. 691 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,101 The issue is not who's to blame. 692 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:53,150 The issue is who is gonna take responsibility. 693 00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:55,364 Why don't we claim responsibility? 694 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,326 We're the ones with the real power here. 695 00:42:57,494 --> 00:42:59,535 We have the power to change people's lives. 696 00:42:59,705 --> 00:43:02,078 We have the power to save people's lives. 697 00:43:02,249 --> 00:43:06,461 So I say we claim that power, seize the day. 698 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:10,713 There are always gonna be cliques in high school. 699 00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:12,757 There are always gonna be 700 00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:15,086 the popular students and the not-so-popular students. 701 00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:17,339 There are always gonna be winners and losers, 702 00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:19,722 teasers and the teased. 703 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,093 But I think it's time for the mean and the cruel 704 00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:24,938 to be silenced by our insistence, 705 00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:27,774 before they or any of us are silenced by a gun. 706 00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:30,105 SIMON: We don't know who's on the brink. 707 00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:33,149 We don't know who's merely threatening retaliation 708 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:36,650 or who actually is capable of carrying out a threat. 709 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,534 What we do know 710 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,322 is that we can make a difference. 711 00:43:43,372 --> 00:43:47,922 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0